The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball.
The Misheard: That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sean plays a big bass drum.
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today....
The Misheard: Jeremy's spoken blasphemy
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep I'm a wierdo
The Misheard: I'm a creep I'm a willow
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Real Lyric: Did you forget about me? Mr. Duplicity
The Misheard: Did you forget about me? Mr. Do Mr. T
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Real Lyric: How Bizzare...How Bizzare...
The Misheard: Help is on...Help is on...
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Real Lyric: there's one thing you must be sure of; I can't take any more
The Misheard: the washing machine eats my shirts up; I can't take any more
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Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie.... cocaine
The Misheard: She don't mind, she don't mind, she won't hide,.... cocaine
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Real Lyric: ...for the bible tells you so
The Misheard: ...four or five will tell you so
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Real Lyric: But if you go carryin pictures of Chairman Mao
The Misheard: Bit if you go carryin pictures of German, man
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Real Lyric: So you don't mistake them for mountains
The Misheard: So you don't mistake them for Martins
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