The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
The Misheard: you and me baby ain't nothin' but babbels
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
The Misheard: I've been kissed on the nose by a grape
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Real Lyric: I can't do what ten people tell me to do.
The Misheard: I can't do what N people tell me to do.
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: f**king Asshole, f**king Asshole
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking 'bout moving in
The Misheard: I'm not talking 'bout the linen
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Real Lyric: But the biggest kick I ever got, Was the kick that I got from doin' the crocodile rock, Well.
The Misheard: But the biggest kick I ever got , Was a kick in the balls from doin' the crocodile rock, well.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch
The Misheard: She sees the hat on an invisible topshelf.
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Real Lyric: Get ya motor runnin'...head out on the highway.
The Misheard: Kept ma chode a gunnin'...its a layin' on the highway
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Real Lyric: (1) like a spreading disease (2) gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease (3) one guy's wasted and the other's a waste
The Misheard: (1) like a Freddy disease * (2) gettin' wedgies with the greatest of ease (3) one got twisted and the other's a waste * from my sister, she's a "Nightmare on Elm Street" lover
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Real Lyric: "Eyes Without a Face"
The Misheard: "Howza bout a date?"
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