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    "Howza bout a date?"

    Artist: Billy Idol
    Real Lyric: "Eyes Without a Face"



    The story:


    My dear, sweet sister is prone to getting words mixed-up, tangled, and confused. Things like: "How long do we have to serenade the beef?"; or, after losing some weight, "You look so emancipated!" But this flub takes the cake. After laughing hysterically, I had to break it to her that Billy-boy wasn't asking for a date!

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