The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hit Me with your best shot!
The Misheard: Hit me with your b**th twat!
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Real Lyric: Aain't nothing but mistake Ain't nothing but a heartache I never wanna hear you say I want it that way
The Misheard: Ain't nothin' but a cheapskate Ain't nothin' but a but a big fake I never wanna hear you say I wish I was a sting ray
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Real Lyric: Oh, Oh, Living on a Prayer
The Misheard: Oh, Oh, Living on a Prairie!
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Real Lyric: Youre never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: Youll never get a cheap guitar
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Real Lyric: ob-la-di ob-la-da
The Misheard: havdalah havdala havdalaaaaaaaaaa-a!! la la la la la la la havdalah!
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Real Lyric: Roll up!!! Roll up for the Mystery Tour!!!
The Misheard: Go long!!! Good luck for the Mystery Tour!!!
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Real Lyric: so they sprinkled stardust in your hair
The Misheard: actually, it was my friend who was singing the song. I was playing her accompaniment on the piano. she sang "so they sprinkled sawdust in your hair...". I got hysterical laughing and corrected her. Then she got hysterical and we laughed so hard I was cryi
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Real Lyric: Fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
The Misheard: Fought the tender case for the gods they made.
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Real Lyric: The funk soul brother
The Misheard: The funk so rubber
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Real Lyric: The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: cherie you know i like it f*ck the passports f*ck the passports
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