Hit me with your b**th twat!

The story:

It was last summer! Me and alot of my friends were on my jet on our way to Miami. My dad put it on the oldies station and " Hit Me With Your Best Shot " was on. We all started singing it. I was the loundest one. At the beginning of the song I was like, " Hit me with your b**th twat " ! My dad goes, what the hell!!! And I was like, what ?? He said, what did you say! Of course , by then, everyone was rolling on the floor laughing at me!! I was like, I was singing the song, that's what it says dad! He busted out laughing and was like, son, it's hit me with your best shot! My face turned soooooo red! I started laughing too! I was thinking, my gosh , you're such a retard!! It was sooooooooooooo Funny!!!!