The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Release Daffy Duck
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Real Lyric: Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner...
The Misheard: Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a woman...
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Real Lyric: There's a black man with a black cat Living in a black neighbourhood He's got an interstate runnin' through his front yard
The Misheard: There's a black man, with a black cane, Livin' in a blind man home He's got an estate runnin' through his front yard...
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Real Lyric: When the working day is done
The Misheard: What in the world can they get done
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Real Lyric: You can feel it all over You can feel it all over people
The Misheard: Puking spirits, I love Puking spirits, I love that fever
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Real Lyric: 'Cause we're living in a world of fools...
The Misheard: Cows were living in a world of food...
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Real Lyric: Finished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my mind People think Im insane because I am frowning all the time! All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy Think Ill lose my mind if I dont find something to pacify! Can you help me! Thought you were my friend! Whoah yeah! I need someone to show me the things in life that I cant find I cant see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but its too late
The Misheard: Finished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my cookin' People think Im insane because I am baking all the time! All day long I think of ingreed's but nothing seems to satisfy Think Ill lose my mind if I dont get these cookies or i will die!
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Real Lyric: Astronomical baby...
The Misheard: Ask your momma baby
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Real Lyric: For the land of the free, And the home of the brave.
The Misheard: For the land of the freak, And the home of the slave.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again
The Misheard: I get knocked down by a hurricane
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