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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Finished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my cookin'
    People think Im insane because I am baking all the time!

    All day long I think of ingreed's but nothing seems to satisfy
    Think Ill lose my mind if I dont get these cookies or i will die!

    Artist: Black Sabbath
    Song: Paranoid
    Real Lyric: Finished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my mindPeople think Im insane because I am frowning all the time!All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfyThink Ill lose my mind if I dont find something to pacify!Can you help me!Thought you were my friend!Whoah yeah!I need someone to show me the things in life that I cant findI cant see the things that make true happiness, I must be blindMake a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cryHappiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unrealAnd so as you hear these words telling you now of my stateI tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but its too late

    The story:

    I listened to the song after I had known the lyrics, and started to sing along. I was high and started making these up when I forgot the real lyrics.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/20/2007 6:02 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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