The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I sure would be delighted with your company
The Misheard: I sure would be delighted with you pumping me
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Real Lyric: Aruba, Jamaica, oo I wanna take ya...
The Misheard: Jehovah, je'wittness, oo I wanna bake ya...
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Real Lyric: Let It Be, Let It Be
The Misheard: Letter B, Letter B
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Real Lyric: I'm the burning bush I'm the burning fire I'm the bleeding volcano
The Misheard: I'm the burning bush I'm the bleeding fire I'm the bleeding potato
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Real Lyric: Take my breath away
The Misheard: Take my brother away
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean you'll know
The Misheard: When the rain wore shoes you'd cleaned you'll know
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Real Lyric: it's like rain on your wedding day, it a free ride when you've already paid, it's the good advice that you just didn't take.
The Misheard: It's like Crazy tooth decay, it's a green light when your already late, it's the nude advice that you just didn't take.
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Real Lyric: With a couple of kids running in the yard Of Desmond and Molly Jones
The Misheard: With a couple of kids running in the yard 'Cause that's where their money goes
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Real Lyric: constant craving
The Misheard: actualy, my fried's mom thought it was "can't stand gravy"
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Real Lyric: Can't Touch This
The Misheard: King Testes
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