It's like Crazy tooth decay,
it's a green light when your already late,
it's the nude advice that you just didn't take.

The story:

My friend asked me the lyrics to the song so i started singing what i thought them to be...we argued adn determined to proove myself right i went on the net to find the "real" lyrics... needless to say when i brough them in the next day i was really embarised adn she was too cause hers weren't as funny but stilll wrong...