The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: oh lord, stuck in lodi again
The Misheard: oh lord, suckin' an old guy again. alternatively...oh lord, stuck in an old dive again.
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my ass wipes
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: Wear the bamboo on the right
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Real Lyric: you cant have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
The Misheard: you can't have any pudding if you dont beat your meat
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Real Lyric: I'm all out of faith
The Misheard: I'm a lettuce face
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballars and their pockets full grown.
The Misheard: The club is full of fellars and their pockets full of gum.
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Real Lyric: Everyone Jump on the Peace Train
The Misheard: Everyone Just Oughtta Be Spanked
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Real Lyric: I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
The Misheard: i compare you to a kiss for a rose off the grave
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Real Lyric: Flash! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! He saves every one of us!
The Misheard: Flash! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! He stays on the wonderbus!
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Real Lyric: I'm sorry Ms Jackson.... oooohh! I am for real
The Misheard: I have a British accent...ooohh! And it's for real
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