The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins we were merely freshmen
The Misheard: I cannot believe we'd ever doubt forty cents 'cause we were merely freshmen.
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Real Lyric: Sweet Emotion
The Misheard: sweep the ocean
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Real Lyric: Take my hand We're off to never never land
The Misheard: Save my head We're often found in Delaware
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Real Lyric: With the light out, its less dangerous here we are know , entertain us
The Misheard: In the night out, its festagious here we are know , entertain us
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Real Lyric: I want to come over. To hell with the consequence.
The Misheard: I want to come over. To help with the concert plans.
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Real Lyric: see the stone set in your eyes see the thorn twist in your side
The Misheard: Rolling Stones spit in your eye, see the cone heads in your pie
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Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's subdued, Through constant pain and disgrace, the young boy learns their rules...etc etc, then ...he's known a vow unto his own...
The Misheard: Nuva joins this earth, and quickly he's pontooned Through constipated disgrace, the young boy yearns for fools...etc etc, then ...ohhh if i weren't 2 years old...
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's broken glass today
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Real Lyric: Scar tissue that I wish you saw...
The Misheard: Snot tissue that I wish you saw...
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Real Lyric: Blowin through the jasmine in my mind
The Misheard: Blowin through the chasm in my mind
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