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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Nuva joins this earth, and quickly he's pontooned
    Through constipated disgrace, the young boy yearns for fools...etc etc, then
    ...ohhh if i weren't 2 years old...

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: The Unforgiven
    Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's subdued,Through constant pain and disgrace, the young boy learns their rules...etc etc, then...he's known a vow unto his own...

    The story:

    ohh if my cousin was 2 years old again i could teach him the ways of metallica better! that way he won't be pontooned

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/26/2002 8:31 pm

    Age it happened

    10

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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