The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She seems to have the invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have the invisible tough s**t.
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Real Lyric: Your hair brushes mine
The Misheard: Your hairbrush is mine
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Real Lyric: "Take it by the hand pretty woman, come and take it by the hand, ??????????????????
The Misheard: "Take it by the hand pretty woman, come and take it by the hand, I WANT A HAND JOB"
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Real Lyric: Panama/Panama, uh/Panama/Panama, uh, uh, uh, uh, ah
The Misheard: Had enough bad love, ove, ove, uh/Had enough bad love, ove, ove, ove, ove
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Real Lyric: Something's been going on and I don't know what it is You don't mind the taking girl, but you don't know how to give Oh where's the right in all of our fighting You're thinking that it's me you're fooling
The Misheard: Something's been going on and I don't know what it is You don't mine a taken girl, but you don't know how to seive Oh where's it in writing? Our love of fighting- You're thinking that it's me you're choosing
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Real Lyric: I wasn't jealous before we met
The Misheard: I was in jailhouse before we met
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
The Misheard: The club is full of ballers and their c**ks are full of rum
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Real Lyric: You stretch your Astor wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear your suicide poem
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Real Lyric: My supperdish, my succotash wish
The Misheard: My succotash, my succotash b*tch
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Real Lyric: I can't live ..... If livin' is without you...
The Misheard: I can't live... I'm livin' in a pound of poo....
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