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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She seems to have the invisible tough s**t.

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She seems to have the invisible touch, yeah.



    The story:

    I was riding in the car with my daughter when the "Invisible Touch" song came on the radio. I accused her of listening to inappropriate music, and I asked her to change the station while her friends riding in the back snickered. This is the era where the group 2 Live Crew was popular with controversial lyrics. She said: "Jeez Mom it's just Genesis" To further add insult to injury, I commented that a group with a biblical name should not use bad language and when I found out that I did not hear it correctly, I felt like the biggest idiot.

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