The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: sing us a song, your the piano man
The Misheard: sing us a song, yellow piano man
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude (repeated throughout)
The Misheard: Hey jew
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Real Lyric: Tonight you calm my restlessness
The Misheard: Tonight you call my friends Loch Ness
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Sparing his life but it's warm sausage cheese
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Real Lyric: 4 hungry children and a crop in the fields
The Misheard: 400 children and an opossum on wheels
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I got no time, but I pick 'em up again. You hand another meat guitar.
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit...
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, I know Jesus...
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Real Lyric: "My Sharona"
The Misheard: Mice Your Honor
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Real Lyric: she's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, more than two
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna add some bottom so that the dancers just won't hide
The Misheard: I'm gonna add some buttons for the dancers with just one eye
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