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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    400 children and an opossum on wheels

    Artist: Kenny Rogers
    Song: Lucille
    Real Lyric: 4 hungry children and a crop in the fields



    The story:

    a college friend and I were singing along to this song on the radio and she sang it with the 400 children line and I just looked at her like she was a nut case....apparently her older sister had convinced her when they were little that that was the way eh song went and no one ever told her she was wrong!

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