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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Commodores

    Song: Brick House

    Real Lyric: She's a Brick House

    The Misheard: She's my friend...oooouuuch

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: big old jet airliner

    The Misheard: pick old Chad out of a line-up

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Crawling

    Real Lyric: these wounds they will not heal

    The Misheard: these words they will not hear

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Song 2

    Real Lyric: whoo hoo whe i feel heavy metal

    The Misheard: whoo hoo when i smoke a big fat bowl

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    Artist: Steppenwolf

    Song: Born To Be Wild

    Real Lyric: I like smoke and lightning Heavy metal thunder Fire all your guns at once Take the world in a love embrace

    The Misheard: I once heard the night wind Every bit of thunder Tie over the guns at once Make the world in a loving place

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    Artist: Dave Matthews Band

    Song: Crash

    Real Lyric: Hike your skirt up a little more, and show the world to me

    The Misheard: Hike your skirt up little boy, and show your world to me

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Lady Madonna

    Real Lyric: Did you think that money was heaven sent

    The Misheard: Did you think that money was seven cents

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Bootylicious

    Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly My body too bootylicious for you babe

    The Misheard: I don't think you're ready for this challenge I'll never do the dishes for you babe

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: The Unforgiven

    Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's subduded

    The Misheard: New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's A DUDE

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    Artist: Bloodhound Gang

    Song: The Bad Touch

    Real Lyric: so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

    The Misheard: so lets pick up poo on the discovery channel

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