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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I once heard the night wind
    Every bit of thunder

    Tie over the guns at once

    Make the world in a loving place

    Artist: Steppenwolf
    Song: Born To Be Wild
    Real Lyric: I like smoke and lightningHeavy metal thunderFire all your guns at onceTake the world in a love embrace

    The story:

    My husband's band decided to learn this song and he wrote down the lyrics. I was shocked to discover that I had misheard about half of the song (at least I had "Born to be Wild" right). My husband is watching me write this right now and he's laughing his ass off because he didn't know I was so lame.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/11/2002 7:17 pm

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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