The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I never saw the sudden curve til it was way too late
The Misheard: And I never saw the sodding curb til it was way too late
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Real Lyric: I bought my first real six-string at the five and dime
The Misheard: I got my first real sex-dream, boy, I could fight and die...
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Real Lyric: Oh help me but don't tell me To deny it
The Misheard: Oh help me and don't sell me To the night
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Real Lyric: Send her victorious
The Misheard: Send her, Victoria
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Real Lyric: Keep it up with the force now, Don't stop 'til you get enough
The Misheard: Keep on with the porn stars, Don't stop 'til you get it up
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty knees in your dungarees.
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Real Lyric: ...some stupid with a flare gun Burned the place to the ground
The Misheard: ...some stupid with a flagon
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Real Lyric: So they sprinkled stardust in your hair
The Misheard: So they sprinkled sawdust in your hair
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Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
The Misheard: One of these days I'm going to dance with the evil priest.
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bring me an iron lung
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