The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves, We'd hear it from the people of the town; they'd call us...
The Misheard: My stepsister thought she was singing, "We'd hear it from the people of the town: they're colored!" (let's face it, Cher isn't known for her eneunciation!).
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Real Lyric: Pure massacre
The Misheard: Bill mastered her
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Real Lyric: I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?
The Misheard: I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of Glimp
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Real Lyric: Please tell me why the car is in the front yard
The Misheard: Please tell me why the dog is in the front yard
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Real Lyric: kinda always Knew i'd end up your ex- girlfriend
The Misheard: i don't wanna do it if she's your ex-girlfriend.
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Real Lyric: i'll be beside the phone waiting for you
The Misheard: i'll be the xylophone waiting for you
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
The Misheard: Spare him his life from this wrong atrocity!
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Real Lyric: i was up above it
The Misheard: i was just a pothead
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Real Lyric: whats in your head zombie
The Misheard: whats on your bread salami
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Real Lyric: And this is how you remind me of what I really am.
The Misheard: And this is how you remind me that I'm made of ham.
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