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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My stepsister thought she was singing, "We'd hear it from the people of the town: they're colored!" (let's face it, Cher isn't known for her eneunciation!).

    Artist: Cher
    Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves,We'd hear it from the people of the town; they'd call us...



    The story:

    She was fourteen; I was eleven. She was singing along with the radio, and when she sang it like that, I almost fell ion the floor laughing, and she "colored" quite nicely-a deep rose, as I recall. What can I say; I was the smart-aleck stepsister, and she hated looking like an idiot, even though we lived in the South, black people were still called "colored" by older folks, and she didn't know squat about the ethnic background of Gypsies!

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