The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: One of us is crying One of us is lying In her lonely bed
The Misheard: Barnabus is dying Barnabus is lying in her lonely bed
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket.
The Misheard: Theres nothing like the candies in my pocket.
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Real Lyric: Baa baa black sheep Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir Three bags full. One for the master And one for the dame
The Misheard: Baa baa black sheep Have you any more? Yes sir, yes sir Three by four. One for the monster And one for the day
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Real Lyric: In my mind and in my car, We can't rewind we've gone too far
The Misheard: In my mind, there's a candy bar We can't rewind we've hit a car
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Real Lyric: when you were here before, i couldn't look you in the eye
The Misheard: what are you here for? i could glue you in the eye!
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Real Lyric: You can have it all-flowers, cards, and candy i do it.
The Misheard: u can have it all, flowers cars, cloths, i'll just do it.
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Real Lyric: Way deep down in the hill of south dakota lived a young boy named 'a rocky racoon
The Misheard: Die die die, ni**ers die. kill all ni**ers hitler ain't got nothin' on me f**kin' ni**ers.
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Real Lyric: Did you make it to the Milky Way? to see the lights all faded and that heaven is over rated
The Misheard: Did you make it to the Milky way and see the lights are jaded, Manhattan is over rated.
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Real Lyric: you know it's sad but true
The Misheard: you know it's saboteur
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Real Lyric: They say that girl you know she act so rough rough rough Well it's till' I turn off the light, turn off the light
The Misheard: Well i know i know shiatsu rough rough rough Well untill i turn off the light, turn off the light
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