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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Barnabus is dying
    Barnabus is lying
    in her lonely bed

    Artist: Abba
    Song: One of Us
    Real Lyric: One of us is cryingOne of us is lyingIn her lonely bed



    The story:

    At a studio gig as a backing singer, I
    recognised the melody in one the
    tracks we were cutting as the Abba
    song I knew as "Barnabus is dying".
    (Which I thought was a swedish
    name.....)
    Pointing out my theory of possible
    songlifting I sang the line; Barnabus
    is dying.. to prove my theory, only to
    recive roaring laughter from my
    colleagues.

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