The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't Care
The Misheard: Jimmy crapped corn and he don't care
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Real Lyric: So lonely, so lonely, so lonely...
The Misheard: Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley (Name of British newreader)
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette
The Misheard: Being a red corvette
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Real Lyric: don't lean on me man, 'cause i can't afford the ticket...
The Misheard: don't lean on me man, 'cause i get off on the chicken...
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Real Lyric: tro-pic-al drink melting in your hand
The Misheard: drop the cookie melting in your hand
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Real Lyric: She makes a mean steak and she's an eyeful.
The Misheard: She's makes meat steaks, cakes, and apples...my favourite!
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Real Lyric: She'e got Btte Davis eyes
The Misheard: Please stop petting Davy's eyes
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Real Lyric: When the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours
The Misheard: When the heart of this Star Trek Voyager beats in time with yours
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Real Lyric: Wavin your banner all over the place
The Misheard: Shakin your blubber all over the place
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Real Lyric: I've got Two tickets to paradise
The Misheard: I've got two dicks and I'm paralyzed
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