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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    don't lean on me man, 'cause i get off on the chicken...

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: don't lean on me man, 'cause i can't afford the ticket...



    The story:

    I'd bought an old used tape of Bowie's greatest hits, and I was laughing to myself about how when I was a kid, I used to think the line from "Let's Dance" was "if you should fall into my arms, and tremble like a bowler," not "...flower". And then I thought, aw, geez, what ELSE have I been singing wrong?

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