The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ....but you make me sing like a guitar humming.....
The Misheard: ....but you make me sing like a dead hog humming......
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Real Lyric: ...and I am a material girl...
The Misheard: ...and I'm a mamacheerio girl...
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than...
The Misheard: She's a slutty Morman
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than...
The Misheard: She's a slutty Morman
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Real Lyric: I got my eggs and my pancakes too
The Misheard: I got my legs and my backaches too
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Real Lyric: The party's where you're at just let me know
The Misheard: The party's where you randomly say "ohh!"
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Real Lyric: Bring me two Pina Coladas, One for each hand
The Misheard: Bring me two Bean Enchiladas, One for each hand
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Real Lyric: It was good, livin' with ya aw-haw
The Misheard: It was good, livin' with your mom
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.
The Misheard: Last night I drank up some petrol.
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Real Lyric: "Why do you build me up, Buttercup"
The Misheard: "Why do you build me up, Veronica"
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