Bring me two Bean Enchiladas,
One for each hand

The story:

I was in the car with a friend when this song came on the radio. I voiced my opinion on how stupid it was and how I just couldn't believe that people actually requested to hear it. He looked at me kind of oddly, but then errupted into laughter when I started singing along with Garth using what I thought were the right lyrics. Neither one of us could stop laughing once he set me straight.