The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't it make my brown eyes blue...
The Misheard: Darn it make my brown eye blue.
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Real Lyric: America, America, God shed his grace on thee
The Misheard: America, America, God shed his grapes on me
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Real Lyric: "Despite all my rage, i'm still just a rat in a cage."
The Misheard: "Despite all her rage, she's still just a nut in a cage."
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo...
The Misheard: I'm a creep, I'm a willow...
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Real Lyric: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head...
The Misheard: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash potatoes in your head...
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Real Lyric: Try now, we can only lose
The Misheard: China, we can only lose
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Real Lyric: Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book?
The Misheard: You sit around all night just to read my book.
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Real Lyric: Once bitten twice shy babe
The Misheard: I'm not spitten til I shower babe
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Real Lyric: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The Misheard: I like big butts and a can of lard.
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Real Lyric: There's a dead end to my left
The Misheard: There's a dad and some olives
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