The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oooo rub that smooth skin
The Misheard: Oooo rumple-smooth-skin
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Real Lyric: It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
The Misheard: It's a death row hard on two minutes to late
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Real Lyric: And that's a cold shot, baby
The Misheard: Mexico Sally
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Real Lyric: And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
The Misheard: and the last known survivor stuffs his bread in the night
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Real Lyric: Has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Has the Devil got a sideboard
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Real Lyric: There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
The Misheard: There's a lady who's short Her lil' clitoris is gone And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
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Real Lyric: Looking for special things inside of me
The Misheard: Looking for special things in sodomy
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light
The Misheard: Friday friday night
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me
The Misheard: Closer than my teeth you are to me
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Real Lyric: Enough of the jealousy and the intoleration
The Misheard: Enough of the jealousy and the entire nation
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