It's a death row hard on two minutes to late

The story:

Some friends and I were discussing the philosophical thought of irony and how some of the other lines in the song aren't as ironic as others. Then at a moment I shall never forget, I said that a death row hard on really seemed ironic to me. They died laughing, but the best part was that I really tried to convince them that my words were right. Then they informed me that I had been singing the wrong words for years! They have enjoyed sharing this story with everyone!