The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: Four hundred children and a dog that won't heel.
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Real Lyric: The disco hot spots hold no charm for you
The Misheard: The disco hotspots all look out for you
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Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: Rita has touched me
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Real Lyric: She told me her name was Billie Jean And every head that turned with eyes Of being the one Shall we dance on the floor And around
The Misheard: She told me her name was Billie Jean And heavy hair that ice-creamed of Being the one Shall we dance on the floor And around
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Real Lyric: She looked so sad in photographs
The Misheard: She looked so sad and full of crap
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front
The Misheard: Livin' in Detroit
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady.
The Misheard: Do the lucky lady. I thought it had something to do with groupies.
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Real Lyric: My shaving razor's cold and it stings.
The Misheard: Where shaving razors go and they sing
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Real Lyric: I'm a long gone daddy of the USA...
The Misheard: I'm a long dong daddy of the USA...
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Real Lyric: Out if reach, so far
The Misheard: Batteries, so far
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