The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There goes my baby, There goes my heart
The Misheard: There goes my baby, there goes my car
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Real Lyric: And I'm wanted, Dead or Alive...
The Misheard: And I'm wanted, middle of night...
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Real Lyric: another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
The Misheard: another turnip for the fork stuck in the road.
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Real Lyric: I come from a land down under
The Misheard: I come from a land of um love
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Real Lyric: mull of kintyre, mist rolling in from the sea
The Misheard: bollicking tired, pissed rolling in from the pub.
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Real Lyric: why'd you leave the keys apon the table
The Misheard: why did you leave my pizza on the table
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasin waterfalls
The Misheard: Don't go chasin' watermelons
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Real Lyric: Suffergette City
The Misheard: Sulpherjet City
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Real Lyric: She don't like That kind of behaviour
The Misheard: She don't like Fat Canada hay-ride
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Real Lyric: got my first real six-string bought it at the five and dime
The Misheard: got my first real six-string boy, i had to file it down
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