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    Sulpherjet City

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: Suffergette City



    The story:

    Actually I saw this on a horse's name plate and asked the owner if she knew that the song title was really 4*Suffragette City* . She blanched and asked if I was sure, because her dad (a pilot) had named the horse after his favorite song!

    Turned out dad was a quick wit. The Quarter Horse's pedigree was something like by Sulpher Springs out of Sheeza Jet and dad chose the name Sulpher Jet as a tip of the hat to the Bowie song! Daughter had NO clue what the song really was and now hates the horse's name.

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