The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My lover's got no money, but he's got his strong beliefs.
The Misheard: My lover's got pneumonia, but he's got his trampoline.
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: Here we are now, and intanous (no, I don't the meaning of that either)
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Real Lyric: For you I'd bleed myself dry
The Misheard: For you I'd kill myself trying
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Real Lyric: Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter.
The Misheard: Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely dog there.
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Real Lyric: He can never hug some other girl.
The Misheard: He can never hump some other girl.
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Real Lyric: Unskinny bop bop bop
The Misheard: Unskinny bob bob bob
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Real Lyric: "The doorbell strangely rang"
The Misheard: "The dog bounced strangely round"
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Real Lyric: Go on, go on, leave me breathless.
The Misheard: Go on, go on. Leave me breastless
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Real Lyric: Jesus Christ, Superstar Do you think you're what they say you are?
The Misheard: Jesus Christ, Superstar Who in the hell do you think that you are?
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Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes
The Misheard: She had saintless eyes.
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