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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    For you I'd kill myself trying

    Artist: Coldplay
    Song: Yellow
    Real Lyric: For you I'd bleed myself dry



    The story:

    About to do a parachute jump (geddit?!) in Australia I was somewhat nervous and in an effort to stop myself freaking out completely was warbling this song a tad loudly, and sadly completely out of tune. Unfortunately my 2 chums, the 3 tandem masters, 3 cameramen and even the pilot knew the proper words and I was so embarrassed I was actually very glad to jump out of the plane at 14,000 feet.

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