The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Doodle licks a lady
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Real Lyric: Keep it down now, voices carry....
The Misheard: Even downtown, horseless carriage.....
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Real Lyric: I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when
The Misheard: variously as "I ain't shucked a corn since I don't know when" and "I ain't looked at porn since I don't know when"
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Real Lyric: Macho mistrust not far behind
The Misheard: Macho mistrust like Barbara Hynes
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Real Lyric: Is that you baby, or just a brilliant disguise?
The Misheard: Is that you baby, or just a bull in your eyes?
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Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: Though I try to hide it, it's clear I blow bubbles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: Just got paid
The Misheard: Just got laid
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!
The Misheard: Thirty deeds, thunder jeep!
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep I'm a weirdo
The Misheard: I'm a tree I'm a willow
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Real Lyric: Unskinny bop, bop, bop...
The Misheard: Oh titty bop bop bop
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