The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oooh, rub that smooth skin
The Misheard: Oooh, Rumplesmoothskin
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Real Lyric: Some underworld spy Or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Some underworld spy Or the wife of a postman
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Real Lyric: Crack that WHIP!
The Misheard: Slap that b**th!
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Real Lyric: Foreign types with the hookah pipes
The Misheard: All the d*kes with their hookah pipes
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Real Lyric: She's a must to avoid, a complete impossibility, she's a must to avoid, you can take it from me...
The Misheard: She's a muscular boy, a complete impossibiity, she's a muscular boy, you can take it from me
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Real Lyric: I laid a divorcee in New York City
The Misheard: A lady divorcee in New York City
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Real Lyric: M-m-m-my-y Sharona
The Misheard: M-m-m-mighty Sharona
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Real Lyric: One-way ticket, yeah
The Misheard: One-way chicken, yeah
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Real Lyric: Angie, Angie
The Misheard: I lay in jail, I layyeeee in jail.
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Real Lyric: We've got to install microwave ovens
The Misheard: We've got some in-store microwave ovens
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