The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket, nothing but faith to keep me warm
The Misheard: Nothing but panties in my pocket, nothing but hate to keep me warm
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
The Misheard: Tempt the Devil with a Freeze Eye
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Real Lyric: Burning up his fuse up there alone.
The Misheard: Burning up his strings he's ever known.
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Real Lyric: Two of hearts
The Misheard: Two aardvarks
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old Jed had a lighter
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me
The Misheard: Sylvia's stupid
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Real Lyric: Working on my night moves...
The Misheard: Working on my night moose....
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Real Lyric: Walkin' in a winter wonderland
The Misheard: Walkin' in Women's Underwear
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Real Lyric: soy un candador...I'm a loser baby
The Misheard: So I'm from Canada...
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Real Lyric: and when i go, i will oh-oh-open my eyes...
The Misheard: and when i go, i want a lump of poop in my eye
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