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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    and when i go,
    i want a lump of poop in my eye

    Artist: Martin Page
    Real Lyric: and when i go, i will oh-oh-open my eyes...



    The story:

    i always knew what the real lyric was,
    but the alternate one happened to
    pop into my head one day. i sang my
    altered version for a friend who really
    likes the song, and he got pissed at
    me cuz now my version is the one he
    always hears in his head when the
    song is on the radio.

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