The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: and i want and i need and i lust
The Misheard: and i want a good hefty f***in sh*g
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Real Lyric: Sail away, sail away, sail away
The Misheard: C'est Louis, C'est Louis, C'est Louis
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride...
The Misheard: She's got a chicken giraffe...
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Real Lyric: Swim through your veins like fish in the sea
The Misheard: Swim through your pains like piss in the sea
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of some Daygo
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Real Lyric: ...tangerine trees and marmelade skies
The Misheard: ...tangerine dream ...
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer...
The Misheard: Hold my clothes and tie my down, sir
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Real Lyric: We're caught in a trap
The Misheard: Recording a trout
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Real Lyric: Little hurley-burley Came by in his curley-whirly And asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: Little hurley-burley Gave my anus curly-whirly And asked me if I needed a ride
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