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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Little hurley-burley
    Gave my anus curly-whirly
    And asked me if I needed a ride

    Real Lyric: Little hurley-burleyCame by in his curley-whirlyAnd asked me if I needed a ride



    The story:

    My friend and I were discussing songs one day and I mentioned that I thought it was strange that the writer would put those words in that song...I then speculated as to the sexual orientation of the singer. My friend said I was wrong and though he didn't know what the real words were, he was sure it wasn't what I thought they were.
    I submitted a request to a newsgroup (alt.lyrics if I recall correctly) asking for the lyrics to that song. Along with the responses from the newsgroup on what the correct lyrics were, I also received an e-mail from my friend who saw my post. He reminds me of it to this day.

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