The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No woman, no cry (Jamaican for, don't cry baby)
The Misheard: No woman, no cry (I'm not sorry I don't have a woman)
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Real Lyric: Cause were living in a world of fools, Breaking us down.
The Misheard: Cause were living in a world of foods, Breaking us down.
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know
The Misheard: Jesus loved you more when you were young
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Real Lyric: These Five Words In My Head, Scream "Are We Having Fun Yet?" Yet, Yet, Yet, No No.
The Misheard: These Ten Whores In My Bed, Scream "Are We Having Fun Yet?" Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Now I'm Broke.
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Real Lyric: A Horse with no Name
The Misheard: A Horse with no Mane
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Real Lyric: Papa Dont Preach
The Misheard: Not me (honestly!) but my Mother (10 times worst !!) publicly repeatingly admittind to thinking, wait for it .. . Papadon Bridge
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Real Lyric: I blessed the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I blessed the brains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Train kept a rollin' all night long
The Misheard: Strange pepperoni all night long
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: F**k his ass off!
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Eyptian.....
The Misheard: Walk with an erection....
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