The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "It must have fallen out of a hole in your old brown overcoat"
The Misheard: "It must have fallen out of a hole in your eyebrow long ago"
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Real Lyric: Trouble in the Suez
The Misheard: Trouble in the sewage
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Real Lyric: I ain't honked a horn..
The Misheard: I ain't looked at porn..
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Real Lyric: Let's play master and servant
The Misheard: Let's play monster observance
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Real Lyric: come on baby light my fire!
The Misheard: come on baby bite my wire!
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Real Lyric: When I get there she's got incense, wine, and candles.
The Misheard: When I get there she's got intertwining genitals.
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Real Lyric: I'd die without you...
The Misheard: I'd die without shoes...
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Real Lyric: Just Give Me A Kiss!
The Misheard: Just Take A Piss!
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Real Lyric: oh baby you're the only thing in this whole world that's pure and good and right.
The Misheard: Oh baby you're the only one in this whole world that's better than the lady on the right.
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants were playing in the band
The Misheard: Memories of elephants were playing in the sand
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