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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Sympathy For The Devil

    Real Lyric: When Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.

    The Misheard: When Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and came.

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    Artist: Sting

    Song: Fields Of Gold

    Real Lyric: as i walk in fields of gold

    The Misheard: as i walk in fields of bone

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Island Girl

    Real Lyric: Island girl, Island girl...

    The Misheard: I like girls!

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    Artist: J. Geils Band

    Song: Centerfold

    Real Lyric: My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

    The Misheard: My blood runs cold, my lubbery has just been sold

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Bat Out Of Hell

    Real Lyric: and I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late.

    The Misheard: and I never see the sod eyed turd until it's way too late.

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    Artist: Creed

    Song: Higher

    Real Lyric: I got me some Seagram's gin Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in Yanno this type of s**t, happens all the time You gotta get yours before I get mine

    The Misheard: I got me some Seamens Jizz everybody got they cups, but they aint kissed in yanno this type of s**t, happens all the time, you gotta get yours before I get mine

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Song 2

    Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet

    The Misheard: i got my head shaved by a chom boat chi

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    Artist: Snap

    Song: Rhythm Is a Dancer

    Real Lyric: Its a passion, whow whow

    The Misheard: it's sebastian, whow whow

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: I never be your beast of burden

    The Misheard: I'll never leave you pizza burnin'

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: All Shook Up

    Real Lyric: I'm all shook up

    The Misheard: Come on Sjoepap ('Sjoepap' = Dutch for the valve used to inflate a bycicle tube)

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