The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed
The Misheard: We were barely 17 and we were wearing a dress..
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your pizza burnin'
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I got no time, but I'll get over it. You're never gonna beat my car.
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Real Lyric: Let's ride with the family down the street, through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
The Misheard: Let's ride with the family down the street, through the streets and see what we can eat.
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Real Lyric: I'm a geenie in a bottle baby, Gotta rub me the right way honey. I'm a geenie in a bottle baby, Come, come, come on and let me out.
The Misheard: I'm a geenie in a bottle baby, Gotta rub me the right way honey. I'm a geenie in a bottle baby, Come, come, come on and eat me out.
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Real Lyric: Businessmen they drink my wine, Plowmen dig my earth.
The Misheard: Businessmen they drink my wine, Come and take my herb.
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me
The Misheard: Bald-heded woman, Bald-headed woman to me
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Real Lyric: you wil go down in history
The Misheard: you wil go down in his story
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Real Lyric: It's time to bring this ship in to the shore and throw away to oars forever.
The Misheard: It's time to bring this shipment to the shore and throw some oleo forever.
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Real Lyric: It's centripetal motion
The Misheard: It's a typical emotion
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