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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's time to bring this shipment to the shore and throw some oleo forever.

    Artist: REO Speedwagon
    Real Lyric: It's time to bring this ship in to the shore and throw away to oars forever.



    The story:

    My friend and I always play a game where we sing songs through email by typing lyrics back and forth to each other. She started this song and I thought I had it right, but she promptly informed me of my mistake. Of course now she tells everyone what I said and makes fun of me any chance she gets. I'll get her back someday...

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