The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 18 and life, you got it
The Misheard: 18 and life, good golly
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Real Lyric: I'm blue Da ba Dee Aba Die......
The Misheard: I'm blue if I was green I would die.....
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Real Lyric: Hot blooded, check it and see.
The Misheard: Hot blooded, Chicken of Sea
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Real Lyric: oh oh and you're Mary Tiler Moore
The Misheard: oh oh and you're hairy tiger claws
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Real Lyric: Time to take her home. Her dizzy head is conscience-laden.
The Misheard: Time to take a ride, to leave a date of conversation.
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Real Lyric: Semi-Charmed life
The Misheard: send me some kinda sign
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad..
The Misheard: Police nab the dog AND/OR Slappy start the car..
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Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tight
The Misheard: When Suzie - Woman! Got that right!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche another owner of the night
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot...
The Misheard: They paint parot ice and put up a puppy dog...
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