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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Police nab the dog
    AND/OR
    Slappy start the car..

    Artist: Jose Feliciano
    Song: Feliz Navidad
    Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad..

    The story:

    Well, the first one was my bad, I was in the car with my family singing along to the radio while we were looking at Chirstmas lights when I got a few odd glances. And the second was when my nine year old sister was watching a Christmas concert on tv and went up to dad, and gave him the greeting, 'Slappy, start the car.'

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/6/2004 10:44 am

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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