The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: These people round here wear beaten down eyes Sunk in smoke dried faces
The Misheard: These people round here wear beaten down eyes Sunk in spunk dried faces
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor.
The Misheard: So, slam your head in the door.
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Real Lyric: In penny lane the barber shaves another customer
The Misheard: In penny lane the barber shoots another customer
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Real Lyric: Do you come from the land under? Where the women glow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't ya hear the tunder?
The Misheard: Do you come from the land under? Where the women hoe and the men pound her. Can't you hear, can't ya bear the thunder?
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Real Lyric: My mother was a tailor, sewed my new bluejeans.
The Misheard: My mother was a traitor, sold my new bluejeans.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down But I get up again
The Misheard: I get no doubt But I get up again
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Real Lyric: Let the bible belt come down and save my soul
The Misheard: Let the bubble bath come down and save my soul
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Real Lyric: an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
The Misheard: an overgrown Chevy and a place of my own
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Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: A peg-legged woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: Jungle Love
The Misheard: Chug a lug
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