The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rollin' like thunder, Under the covers
The Misheard: Rollin' like thunder, Count on the Commerce
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Real Lyric: put a gun against his head then i fired and now he's dead
The Misheard: put my bum against his head then i farted now he's dead
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Real Lyric: your smile is a thin disguise
The Misheard: your spy's in a thin disguise
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Real Lyric: Like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: Like the peasants miss the pain
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Real Lyric: All I wanna do is have some fun
The Misheard: All I wanna do is Hooked on Phonics.
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Real Lyric: I wish that I had Jesse's Girl
The Misheard: I wish that I WAS Jesse's Girl
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it you're addicted to love
The Misheard: Might as well face it you're a dick dick to love
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Real Lyric: parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
The Misheard: Parson's waitin' for Mary and Tom
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Real Lyric: I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine...
The Misheard: i wanna screw but shes a mean mean machine...
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Real Lyric: Who are you? Who Who Who Who
The Misheard: doo-a-oo oo-oo-oo
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